Which Of These Would You Rather Be?
If you could become “something else”, which would you choose?
1. A hare-lipped, professional boxing fight-card announcer
2. A bronze statue of Chewbacca’s body shaved bare from head to toe
3. A chinese albino used-car saleswoman with severe halitosis
4. A protruding vein on Janis Joplin’s left arm
5. A 340lb Eskimo woman in a sauna with a faulty exit [...]